GET OUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE FOOD

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

(via denasynesthesia)

garuyabento:

AM I LATE

zilleniose:


he doesn’t actually age (as demons are immortal), but he tends to prefer changing his appearance to match Mabel’s age - which is easy, since they’re twins. he’s got a good reference point, though he does like to stay just an inch or two taller (which annoys Mabel, who insists she would end up being the taller one since she’s older by a whole 5 seconds)
his “default” appearance stays 12, unfortunately. he sometimes has to revert back to that age when he’s exhausted, but also sometimes just to be an adorable shit and guilt trip his sister into getting what he wants
as time passes, Dipper gets his own reputation as an individual, rather than just “the demon who stole Cipher’s power”. he strays away from the triangle motif and starts using stars, and probably gives himself a demon alias like Mizar or something equally as lame

zilleniose:

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he doesn’t actually age (as demons are immortal), but he tends to prefer changing his appearance to match Mabel’s age - which is easy, since they’re twins. he’s got a good reference point, though he does like to stay just an inch or two taller (which annoys Mabel, who insists she would end up being the taller one since she’s older by a whole 5 seconds)

his “default” appearance stays 12, unfortunately. he sometimes has to revert back to that age when he’s exhausted, but also sometimes just to be an adorable shit and guilt trip his sister into getting what he wants

as time passes, Dipper gets his own reputation as an individual, rather than just “the demon who stole Cipher’s power”. he strays away from the triangle motif and starts using stars, and probably gives himself a demon alias like Mizar or something equally as lame

lilgideonsbighouse:

hand that rocks the mabel deleted scenes

dragonfangz:

Welcome to your nightmare kid.

dragonfangz:

Welcome to your nightmare kid.

min-min-minnie:

a part of me likes to think that cecil’s first impression of carlos wasn’t nearly as eloquent as “and i fell in love instantly”

vernonating:

Did I already reblog this? Who cares. I’m reblogging this.

jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

ben-wisehart:

bloggingaboutplantsmostly:

ultrafacts:

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we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.